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		<title>Birdshit Coffee Blues.</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-08-10_birdshit-coffee-blues/</link>
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		<category><![CDATA[Domo arigato]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[7:00am, Tuesday, August 10th

Wake up. Where am I? Where&#8217;s that damn alarm?  Wait.  There is no alarm.  FUCK!  WHAT TIME IS IT? I over­slept, I slept through my alarm again, ohf­uckohfu­ckohfuck.  What am I gonna tell the boss?
&#8220;Yeah, sry&#8230;

there was a wreck on the interstate.
I got a flat tire.
I was ]]></description>
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		<title>Notes from Under the Ground, part two.</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-06-30_notes-from-under-the-ground-part-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>

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This is Part II of my re-telling of Dostoevsky&#8217;s &#8220;Notes from Under Ground&#8221; (Click here for Part I).  This is as far as I got; I may or may not get back to it one day.  Enjoy.
-doug


Part II. 
Now, kids, what I want to tell you, whether you’re listening or not, is ]]></description>
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		<title>Notes from under the ground&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-06-15_notes-from-under-the-ground/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
A while back, I decided to re-write Dostoevsky&#8217;s Notes from Underground.  This is this first part.  Enjoy, dear readers, enjoy.
-doug


Part I. 
I am depressed.  … You don’t know me.  I am spiteful and alone.  I think I have social anxiety disorder.  Or maybe not.  I don’t know. ]]></description>
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		<title>Singular Now</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-05-28_singular-now/</link>
		<comments>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-05-28_singular-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 18:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
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The Singularity is coming&#8230; 

&#8230;or so says Ray Kurzweil.
And while technicians, sci-fi writers, and futurists quibble over the details of the Singularity, within these we find that fundamental questions remain unasked—questions so integral to Singularity Studies that, until they are answered, each talking point amounts to little more than piss in the theoretical river.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Beauty beholden and beheld</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-05-18_beauty-beholden-and-beheld/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 19:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
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I saw Iron Man 2 last night&#8230; 
&#8230;but rather than give a two-weeks-late-to-the-party review, I&#8217;d like instead to focus on the scene depicting Stark Expo &#8216;74.  In the first place, they were off by about 10 years&#8211;the aesthetics of that scene were lifted straight from Walt Disney&#8217;s Epcot promos, and while the park didn&#8217;t ]]></description>
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		<title>Why, yes, I know how to type&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-05-13_why-yes-i-know-how-to-type/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 06:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m stuck&#8230; 
&#8230;in a dead-end, low-paying, unskilled office labor job.  Frankly, the job is beneath me.  That&#8217;s not me being uppity—even though I have a ridiculously high IQ, 5+ years of experience as a programs manager, and a god-damned Ph.D.—the job is beneath all of my seven co-workers as well (well, almost all ]]></description>
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		<title>More Fuzzy Logic</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-04-29_more-fuzzy-logic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 03:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad journalism]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[darn kids today]]></category>
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When bad science begets bad journalism
This just in&#8230; journalists over 30 mislead readers and misinterpret sources to support their belief that &#8220;Kids today are worse off because that&#8217;s not how we did things in my day!&#8221;  Meanwhile, the irony of dissing the Internet on a newsBLOG is as unchecked as reporters&#8217; facts!
Seriously, though, today ]]></description>
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		<title>Bonsai Diary</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-04-27_bonsai-diary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 06:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bonsai diary]]></category>

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25 April, 2010.
I started a bonsai garden this weekend.  It&#8217;s not really a garden, just a collection of five or six plants taken from a single japanese boxwood shrubbery with the intent of training to grow as bonsai.  It was originally going to be a kind of meditation for me—slowly watching the plant ]]></description>
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		<title>Talk talk talk</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-04-23_talk-talk-talk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 06:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
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So, I was talking&#8230;
&#8230;with my Significant Lover the other day, too early in the morning for us to be cordial, and, well, things got ugly&#8230; here&#8217;s how it went:

SL: This granola tastes like coffee.
me: It&#8217;s toffee.
SL: Yeah, it tastes like coffee.
me: Yeah, it&#8217;s toffee.
SL: You got coffee flavored granola?
me: No, toffee.
SL: That&#8217;s what I SAID. ]]></description>
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		<title>P.R., sweetie!</title>
		<link>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-04-21_p-r-sweetie/</link>
		<comments>http://dsbigham.net/blog/2010-04-21_p-r-sweetie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>(dsb)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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Getting the word out.
Just a quick note this time&#8230; I&#8217;m working on getting the word out about Boilerplate 3.0 (aka, the blog you&#8217;re reading now) and Life After Ph.D. (my webcomic).  I&#8217;ve entered my webcomic in two forums recently: io9&#8217;s Robot Art Contest and Whitechapel&#8217;s uber-list of webcomics.  The theme of the io9 ]]></description>
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